Cruise our ooze, today.

Questions?

• Okay, but seriously, what?

  We believe in augmenting the current tree population of urban centers with humanely sourced vats of pond scum in delicate jars.

• Why?

  Trees are all bark, no bite, and highly flammable. They are constantly chopped down or eaten by tiny bugs. You ever chop up a slime trail up and try to burn it? Exactly.

• Where, again?

  Cities, where people live. Its hard to keep the power generators for prime goop environmental favorability conditions going in the woods.

• Who are you?

  An asthmatic with an axe to grind.

• Sounds dumb

  Ad hominem. Arguement rebutted.